I'M A DICK. I'M A DICK...TID TO YOU.

I have an affliction.

Fuck that.

I have an ADDICTION.

To blogging.

I love blogging so much.


Almost as much as I love ****ing a **** in a girls face.

JK

LMAO.


Anyways, I love blogging, cause it makes me feel COMPLETE.

WHICH IS MORE THEN I CAN SAY FOR YOU YOU FUCKING BITCH PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE YOU GODDAMNIT YOU FUCKING BROKE MY HEART I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem.


NOW that I have THAT out of my system, I just thought I'd lay down the facts.

1. I love blogging.
2. If you are reading this right now, you are my BFF!
3. I like everything but chocolate and ice cream.
4. I hate being like everyone else. THEREFORE I won't read Harry Potter, or eat snacks.
5. I like healthy food
6. I like cars.
7. I like women.
8. I like the ocean.
9. She better damn well like me for who I am, because I aint changing a THING to accomodate her needs and desires. I've been there. I've done that already.
10. I like tanned skinned, dark haired girls.

:D